How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
