she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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