i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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