I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Damn victory sex feels great
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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