is wine microwaveable?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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