I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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