But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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