Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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