he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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