I want to stick my p in your. b.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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