is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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