Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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