We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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