sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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