i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm passing your future prison.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
