Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We need to rekindle our bromance
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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