The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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