so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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