Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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