so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just pee around me
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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