I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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