windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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