it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're a waste of cheezeits
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
