i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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