i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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