Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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