fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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