Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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