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(707): View more from California

im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.

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(678): View more from Georgia

No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...

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your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen

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(289): View more from Ontario

Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.

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(415): View more from California

I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?

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