So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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