I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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