stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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