Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
