i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I will be naked everywhere
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
