3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Drunk is not a location!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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