one two three fourrrrnication!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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