So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
