Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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