just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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