It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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