in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I deserve this hangover.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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