Non-Jews are for practice
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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