physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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