lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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