just tell him i said nine months
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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