You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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