Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Let's get the cat blown out
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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