i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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