Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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