Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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